’ I’d rather not shy away from talking about the internet or interactions in 2016,” says Pissed Jeans frontman Matt Korvette.Pissed Jeans’ gutter-scraped amalgamation of sludge, punk, noise, and bracing wit make the band—Korvette, Brad Fry (guitar), Randy Huth (bass) and Sean Mc Guinness (drums)—a release valve for a world where absurdity seems in a constant battle trying to outdo itself.A woman needs to hold on to that power for as long as possible and use it as a tool to keep him interested until he starts to develop feelings for her." But not too long it seems, as this testimony dictates: "A girl I had been out with five or six times – and who was a massive tease – kept saying we were going to go home together, but then would always disappear off home at the end of the night."It just got to the point where I just stopped believing her when she said anything and I just got bored.'" Though I am loath to say it British binge drinking culture also probably contributes, moderate alcohol intake can be essential for the dating world – where excessive drinking leads to regrets.Dr Wendy Williams, author of The 30-Day Love Detox and Huffington Post columnist, says most women wouldn’t give the keys to their apartment to a man they’d just met so he could water their plants – yet plenty would expose their bloodstream and precious eggs to the same man.A chap who I haven't spoken to in a decade emailed admitting "I'll always push for sex on the first date, but am always secretly disappointed when it happens".Another shared: "If she puts out on the first date, I will pretty much instantly disregard her as a potential long term relationship candidate.

And if ladies, if you do want to play the game and win, steer clear of the tequila.

Sh*t." Of course it's not a new concept – what our mothers called "retaining an air of mystery" my clued-up female friends call "playing the game".

But why – in the age post Sex and the City, that barometer of dating acceptability – are amorous men 'legends' and women 'sluts'?

An unexpected, sloppy way in which an individual male will urinate the morning following a night of intercourse.

The male ejaculate left to dry in the penis offsets the flow of urine causing a terrible misdirected aim.